Theron: Hey Vedrana, we have a problem.
Vedrana: I am not your mother, so don’t come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn’t like!
Theron: I’m telling you, she’s crazy. She keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice.
Lysandra: No I didn’t.
Theron: Oh, so you’re saying you didn’t threaten to cut off my head and give it to Vedrana as a birthday present if I used Many Shot?
Lysandra: You know, I think you’re taking my words a little out of context.
Theron: What, what context?!
Vedrana: Listen guys, this competition thing has got to stop, okay? Look, I thought we’d established by now- I don’t like either of you, okay? So competing for my attention is not gonna do you any good.
Keran: Imma call you Vedrana The Patient.
Vedrana: Okay.
Lysandra: [Scary Voice] Don’t. Ever. Be. Alone.
Theron: …she’s doing that thing again!
Murderbane: I will rip out their guts and feast on their entrails!
XMURDERBANEX: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this. I am trying to be nicer now.
Murderbane: I agree, except replace the word “non” with “extremely”, and after the word “violent”, include the phrase “-walking bomb- extraordinaire”!
THISE GOES AGAINST THE NATURAL ORDER. Also, good job Kieran on the fluffing.
That is some top-tier situation de-escalation
Theron: Hey Vedrana, we have a problem.
Vedrana: I am not your mother, so don’t come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn’t like!
Theron: I’m telling you, she’s crazy. She keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice.
Lysandra: No I didn’t.
Theron: Oh, so you’re saying you didn’t threaten to cut off my head and give it to Vedrana as a birthday present if I used Many Shot?
Lysandra: You know, I think you’re taking my words a little out of context.
Theron: What, what context?!
Vedrana: Listen guys, this competition thing has got to stop, okay? Look, I thought we’d established by now- I don’t like either of you, okay? So competing for my attention is not gonna do you any good.
Keran: Imma call you Vedrana The Patient.
Vedrana: Okay.
Lysandra: [Scary Voice] Don’t. Ever. Be. Alone.
Theron: …she’s doing that thing again!
“Yeah, I’m not gonna remember that, so from now on, your name is Murd.”
“Alright, but I don’t think it’ll stick.”
“Oh trust us, it’ll stick.”
Murderbane: I will rip out their guts and feast on their entrails!
XMURDERBANEX: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this. I am trying to be nicer now.
Murderbane: I agree, except replace the word “non” with “extremely”, and after the word “violent”, include the phrase “-walking bomb- extraordinaire”!
Had to keep myself from laughing out loud at work. Well done, Murd-faced individual.
Just to clarify, I stole and modified this stuff from the series Red VS Blue (available on YouTube).
And check out Mr. Brook’s response time of 3 minutes. My Man!
Oh, I know. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched the early seasons. Argh, I have to watch the newest stuff!
Godspeed, buddy, you’re in for a wild ride
Awww. Moderation.