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Lengthy Oration

by Robin Brooks on May 23, 2014 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Goal Oriented Play
└ Tags: comic, orhan, xmurderbanex
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Discussion (15) ¬

  1. linkstormshadow
    linkstormshadow
    May 23, 2014, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    hm i was expecting some crap spewing out of orhan’s mouth but this is equally amusing

  2. Thorngrove
    Thorngrove
    May 23, 2014, 12:43 am | # | Reply

    CALLED IT!
    Totes called it!
    “you need to chip in for flasks even if you’re not in the raid team”
    Yeah… Noooo… Fuck you douche canoe….

    • Teatime42
      Teatime42
      May 23, 2014, 2:07 am | # | Reply

      “…Does this mean the Raid group is gonna give me BoE epics from the raids? No? Oh, maybe recipe’s? No, hmm, maybe mats from it? No? Well fuck this shit then, why should I pay for them to raid when I get nothing?”
      >You have been kicked from the Guild
      “Well, saved me from having to type /gquit.”

      Haaaaate guilds like that, hate them. XD

      • Olania
        Olania
        May 23, 2014, 1:38 pm | # | Reply

        It’s like the evil version of my guild, where as long as you’re on at raid time and stay online (even on an alt) for the duration of the raid – you get credit for being in the raid. So if you don’t get slotted in, you can pvp, do daily quests, level an alt, etc.

        Though I understand that back in vanilla, people on overflow were expected to farm small flame sacs for crafting fire resist pots. That was before my time, though.

        Orhan’s just a douche nozzle.

        • Teatime42
          Teatime42
          May 23, 2014, 6:16 pm | # | Reply

          I could get some variation where you farmed up some mats while on the “Wait list” as it were, as part of getting credit while being on during raid.

          Maybe.

          I like your version.

      • Arcadia
        Arcadia
        August 23, 2014, 6:52 am | # | Reply

        In some really hardcore progression guilds, non-raiders are expected to help advance the primary raid team. In exchange, you’re guaranteed free runs for the best gear after everything is farmed.

  3. Taarax
    Taarax
    May 23, 2014, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    DKP for being online early!

  4. Alcarna
    Alcarna
    May 23, 2014, 5:22 am | # | Reply

    Really, it’s just like babysitting – nod, smile and encourage his babbling.

    • Robin Brooks
      Robin Brooks
      May 23, 2014, 10:15 am | # | Reply

      Murd would be a terrible babysitter.

      • Queue
        Queue
        May 23, 2014, 10:25 am | # | Reply

        That’s got me thinking. What do these people do in their spare time, for money?

        • Thorngrove
          Thorngrove
          May 23, 2014, 3:33 pm | # | Reply

          Keran’s a veterinarian, Sarah’s a librarian.

          They met when Keran was looking up fruit gliders.

          Ranger is a lawyer.
          Murd’s an English teacher.
          Douche canoe’s “In Collage”

          Castor is secretly the Head Dev, it’s why he can summon GM’s and it doesn’t take a week for them to respond.

          The more you knowwww…. *Rainbow*

          • Olania
            Olania
            May 25, 2014, 1:45 am | #

            The utter idea of xMurderBanex being in ANY sort of position of authority made me completely laugh out loud.

            Good thing I’m the only one home…

  5. Robert
    Robert
    May 23, 2014, 10:09 am | # | Reply

    7th line down on the 1st panel, there is a typo where flasks is instead spelled ‘falsks’. Just a heads up so you can fix it if you want!

    • Robin Brooks
      Robin Brooks
      May 23, 2014, 10:15 am | # | Reply

      Wup. Fixed. Thanks.

  6. Thatguy
    Thatguy
    April 19, 2015, 4:51 pm | # | Reply

    I like to think i am a good guild member.

    However, about the 40th time the raid leader tells me to watch those void zones and use defensive cooldowns (which i do, ie. stuff that i dont need to hear) I start to tune it out.

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